The Sanctuary

There Is No Plan B.

...if no one else can help...

...and if you can find them...

( ...then perhaps you can hire... )

http://www.pepsicenter.com/Events/Event.aspx?EId=lagDPNSxxg0=

I love my wife.

That is all.

vs. "Booze and Loose."

Game: Loss, 10-4.

Personal Status:

BA - 1.000 (3 for 3, also reached on an error), 2B, 2 RBI

Defense - Position 2 - 2 PO, 1 Assist

...but he didn't declare a coup de grace vs. a helpless opponent, and the Idiot class isn't proficient with hammers.

http://www.sltrib.com/justice/ci_13146563

http://www.pepsicenter.com/Announcements/Details.aspx?aid=BpGC1utB9Y8=

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/magic-thegathering-planeswalker-jones.php

Bloody brilliant. I wonder if they're thinking up D&D flavors?

...a continuation of the guessing game. These are all related.


1) Vast armies fight over a piece of jewelry.

1a) A guy minding his own business gets roped into reclaiming a mine.

1b) Years after an eccentric philanthropist goes missing, it is learned that his most prized possession must be destroyed.

1c) The Mole tries to wipe out a civilization while the philanthropist's heir and a friend enlist a psycho killer to guide them. Said psycho betrays them.

1d) The Dragon learns the hard way about loopholes in a prophecy, and the king leads a hopeless charge. The psycho saves the day accidentally. The Mole screws up the philanthropist's native land and The Magic Goes Away.

Definition of terms:

The Mole - A baddy who pretends to be a goodie.

The Dragon - In classic Fairy Tales and folklore, the hero must often slay a dragon, or other semi-intelligent monster, before he can confront the intelligent (but weaker) master villain.

The Dragon is the second-biggest Big Bad, posing the greatest physical challenge to a hero. The hero must vanquish the Dragon before they can defeat the Big Bad.

...from the "Better Than It Sounds" pages at TVTropes.net.

Not all of these are film. Clues may be forthcoming...at some point. My only guarantee is that I've seen / read / heard all these.

Go. (Edited to add answers thus far)


1) (The A-Team) Three ex-military criminals and their insane friend help small businesses by harassing their competitors.

2) (The Boondock Saints) Two brothers, along with a sandwich delivery boy and a coffee-loving FBI agent, examine questions of morality and legality while cursing profusely. Their estranged father, an Irish comedian, puts their doubts to rest.

3) (7th Sea) Knock-offs of 17th-century European countries battle for supremacy, and you're caught in the middle. Also, pirates and magic are involved.

4) (Romeo & Juliet) Two emo kids kill themselves over a problem with the postal service.

5) (The Dukes of Hazzard) A family fights a corrupt government with a jumping car in a town that won't let the Civil War die.

6) (Back to the Future) Thanks to a discontinued sports car, a boy nearly commits incest with his mother after teaching his father how to use violence. All their lives improve as a result.

7) (Conan the Barbarian) Man with peculiar accent's life is ruined by the voice of CNN.

8) (Call of Cthulhu) You play ordinary people fighting evil cults and horrors from beyond time. It goes on until you die or go mad from the things you've seen. So, an hour. Tops.

9) Years after an eccentric philanthropist goes missing, it is learned that his most prized possession must be destroyed.

10) (1776) An obnoxious lawyer, an emo farmer, a horny doctor and a bunch of middle-aged white men b!*&h about the heat and call each other names while trying to start a revolution. There are more sex jokes than you might expect. A lot more.

...so, my SIM card died. And I have a new one now.

But I don't have any numbers.

So you should text me with a message that tells me who it is.

Kthanks.

Taken from the "Better than it Sounds" page of tvtropes. So don't go there looking for the answers.

Can you guess the movie from its thumbnail summation? (I have seen all these movies...)

1) Barely dressed soldiers fight with "metrosexual version of the Devil". (Sort of) based (indirectly) on what might be a true story.

2) Orphaned Street Urchin falls in love with Rebellious Princess, seduces her with the help of near-omnipotent comedian and a piece of fabric, and defeats the bad guy by trapping him into a device used for lighting.

3) Disfigured gangster organizes city's anniversary celebrations whilst attempting to woo attractive photographer. Billionaire demonstrates the practical applications of his awesome toys.

4) European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.

5) Holocaust survivor turns Statue of Liberty into deadly weapon.

Hee hee hee...

...I'm curious.

How do you think the President has done in his first 100 days? What do you like? What do you not like?

Sign your posts.

What are you doing Wednesday night?

If the answer is "nothing yet," then you should go to the Hard Rock Cafe and listen to the Tyler Ward Band (frontman Tyler Ward with ABANDONATO)!!!


Wed Apr 15 09 08:45 PM | Denver, CO US
Venue: Hard Rock Cafe
Address: 500 16th St, Denver, CO, 80202, US
Details: I think this is a battle of the bands of some sort. Four bands total.

...but I know more than a few of you are, so I thought you might like to know.

http://stars.ign.com/articles/968/968028p1.html

Here's the play I mentioned at RP last night.

I don't think Tikkonen (sp?) touched it, which is why there wasn't a whistle to kill the play. It looks like O'Brien was fighting for control swiped it and didn't maintain control.

EDITED to fix the names.

...looks awesome.