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Apr. 30th, 2010

DK Black Cross

Been awhile...

...so time for more of this absurdity.

1) A: And suddenly lightning flashed and a mighty thunder shook the wasted land, and the evil king glared at the good prince and said...
[sees [B] watching him]
A: ...something very forgettable.

2) A: Why are you so glum?
B: I expected action. There was no fighting, there was no killing. I was useless.

Mark - 3) Thomas d'Apcher: And you, Mani? Which one will you choose?
Gregoire De Fronsac: Mani doesn't use firearms.
Mani: Too much noise, too much smoke, bad smell. (Brotherhood of the Wolf)

4) A: Do you really think you'll be able to command this rabble?
B: I'll do my best.
A: Well I did my best, and I had the authority of the law. You're a dead man [B].

5) But I don't want to see you breaking anyone else out of jail, alright? Without having permission from me, of course.

6) What is it with this man? Did I kill a relative of his in battle, perhaps? His boy, God forbid?

7) You cannot fight, one: if you're in different places; physical impossibility. Two: if you're of different ranks; breach of discipline. And three: if the State is at war; duels of nations take absolute precedence. Therefore, keep away from him, keep ahead of him and put your trust in Bonaparte.

8) A: You're mad!
B: That's the second time this evening I've been called mad, and I'm beginning to resent it.

9) One more word of your sauce, and I'll have your liver for breakfast.

Lindsay - 10) Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
Jussac: You're under arrest.
Aramis, Porthos: A fool. (The Three Musketeers)

As always, bonus points for characters and/or actors.

Apr. 5th, 2010

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"Ten seconds; you won't believe what's gonna happen."

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"They are the best, and they SPECIALIZE in the ridiculous."

Feb. 22nd, 2010

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Thirty Years Ago Today...

...I believe in miracles.

Feb. 17th, 2010

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Giant nerd alert...

...no, not these guys. Me. 'Cause this looks cool.

Jan. 9th, 2010

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"You look like you have a real bad attitude..."

There Is No Plan B.

Jan. 5th, 2010

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If you have a problem...

...if no one else can help...

...and if you can find them...

...then perhaps you can hire...Collapse )

Oct. 23rd, 2009

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(no subject)


Sep. 29th, 2009

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(no subject)

I love my wife.

That is all.

Aug. 27th, 2009

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Stats, Game 1

vs. "Booze and Loose."

Game: Loss, 10-4.

Personal Status:

BA - 1.000 (3 for 3, also reached on an error), 2B, 2 RBI

Defense - Position 2 - 2 PO, 1 Assist

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